His beautiful figure doesn’t get enough attention. Those fucking courtroom tables be blocking the goodies. I wanna see his hairy milky thighs. I wanna see his back. I wanna see the hairs on his toes. I wanna see how many scars he has. I wanna see him in his kitchen standing next to the stove in his boxers, hastily eating cereal with messy hair before throwing on yesterday’s clothes and running across campus to avoid being late for class. I wanna see the inside of his mouth and imagine myself riding on his uvula like Miley on that wrecking ball.