Anonymous asked:James Deen once said "if you can't get yourself off how do you expect anyone else to be able to get you off?" Like as to having an orgasm. Do you not just find that soooo annoying because porn is all about those fake orgasms and pissing everywhere - (for women, anyway) and like what about those sweet women who don't ever masturbate because Jesus and God and Mary are watching?? I'm sure they can orgasm when it comes to sex wit u know.
I’ve never had an orgasm while having sex with a dude, tho. It’s amazing how turned off I get during the whole thing and I just start laughing at the silliness of it all. That whole squirting thing is just piss, lol, but guys fall for that nasty shit every time. “OMG, I made this girl who had like 5 beers cum sooooo fucking hard! Fuck yeah!” Actually, no, you just saved me about three trips to the bathroom. Put a towel down and let a bitch sleep. Masturbate as much as you can. If God wants to watch you do it and judge, he’s a fuckin pervert. Also, my new blog is holmiegirltellem.