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New law says we gotta let bitch ass cyclists have three feet of space on the road when we pass or we gotta pay a fine. I’d rather just hit their useless annoying asses and do the jail time.

Oh….nvm it’s a girl. I feel like I knew that. Why the fuck did I assume Stephanie Meyer or something. Maybe that’s the 50 shades of gray chick. Agh I’m so not….literature…ly smart anymore.

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